CELE ZECE PORUNCI!

Cele 10 porunci:             
             Isus coboara pe pamant sa-si aleaga poporul.

             Se duce la tigani: 
                                      "Vreti sa fiti poporul ales?"
                                     "Vrem, mosule"
                                     "Dar trebuie sa va dau o porunca..."
                                     "Da-ne-o, mosule"
                                     "Sa nu mai furati."
                                     "Mersi, mosule, nu ne intereseaza"
             Se  duce la italieni:
                                     "Vreti sa fiti poporul ales?"
                                     "Vrem."
                                     "Dar trebuie sa va dau o porunca..."
                                     "Da-ne-o."
                                     "Sa o lasati mai moale cu femeile."
                                     "A, nu, multumim, nu ne mai intereseaza"
             Se  duce la evrei:
                                     "Vreti sa fiti poporul ales?"
                                     "Da."
                                     "Dar trebuie sa va dau o porunca..."
                                     "Cat costa?"
                                     "?!?!. Pai nu costa nimic...."
                                     "Da-ne 10."